Not sure how that really relates, considering this is a piece about the game NOT being fun BECAUSE someone dumped a shit ton of money into it...

Farewell and adieu*

“Inspections” ha.

See also: Starship Troopers.

I’m also not sure what he means by, “Here’s the big social paradigm shift that has to happen: it’s okay to get up and go pee.”

Ever since I watched Prehistoric Planet, I just assume all tiny arms are for this:

I was just coming to post discogs. I just started cataloging my vinyl and it’s fantastic - especially since newer releases you can just scan the barcode.

That’s why you should always play it safe with your cocktails.

I’ve got bad news for you about what happens when your dog sits anywhere inside the house...

They’re writing headlines for SEO, not for readers.

How does the actual tactile feedback of clicking compare? In a “blind test” with no sound, would one be able to tell the difference between the two devices? If I need to upgrade my MX Master 2S any time, I don’t really care about a “thud” vs “click” audibly, but if the “feel” is different I would consider it a…

I got nothing with my Cherry MX Blues, so it’s not volume related. But based on the gif above, maybe it only works if you type like this.

Someone who had a lot more, including pills, before takeoff.

Dude flying coach: “can’t you see how rich I am?!”

It must be pretty shitty having put together a solid long-form piece like this only to have the misfortune of it being published right on the heels of last night’s leaked SCOTUS draft.

I will never forget seeing it in the theater with a close friend. It was a good movie, and we thought it was over. I casually leaned over during that scene and said, with a chuckle, “10,000 years later...”

Well, here’s at least one for you off the top of my head:

Wait, wait... This can’t be true, because a guy in a red hat was screaming at the top of his lungs that gas prices are the President’s fault while I was waiting in line at the store the other day.

You can’t escape the long Canadarm of the law.