OK, I’d like to point out that I was pretty close to the mark, considering everyone was wondering what important state secrets she leaked.

But... But... IT’S DIFFERENT. Just like everything else from these pieces of shit.

And there’s also the possibility that Trump, seeing the writing on the wall, is going to spend the next year and a half milking everything he can out of the Presidency before losing 35 states and launching Trump TV in February 2021.

I bet he always blames it on Mulvaney.

E-mails, tho.

God damn it, does that mean the Firey Doritos Locos taco I regretted eating last week was my last? What else am I going to order as my shame food now?

Why is it so hard for people to realize the difference between consensual and non-consensual physical contact? Hell, some people like getting punched in the face. Lots of people don’t. 

Hey, whatever makes you feel better. Seriously not trying to be condescending - just pointing out that you can stick your head in the sand about your data footprint if you want, but hacking up remotes isn’t putting much of a dent in that.

Honestly? Probably something ridiculously minor. You say nuking Greenland and buying hurricanes is a big deal, but we’re talking about fucking Trump here. He doesn’t care about that. She probably told someone what brand of bronzer he uses and THAT IS OVER THE FUCKING LINE.

You can take performative measures like you’ve described, but unless you’re ‘off the grid’ you’re not out of reach of any of these companies. Being smug about your “privacy measures” is like taking your shoes off at the airport. It’s security theater.

You should post this on Facebook. Make sure you’re logged into Kinja too!

Remember, kids - if you steal a little bit, you go straight to jail and treated like this. If you steal millions, you get house arrest and get to write a book about it, and maybe even end up in the White House!

That seems to be the one dude’s defense. “I was just playing along to get the scoop!” OK, buddy. 

Did you see the one this morning where he warned Florida and said something like “might be the biggest ever!” like he’s weirdly bragging about the size of the hurricane about to hit his precious resort?

Exactly what I was thinking - either he’s sure he’ll lose, or he thinks he’ll be removed. Then he can blame it all on the ‘fake media’ and finally get TrumpTV, which was his original goal from the start.

What a fucking weird thing to say, too - “heads as usual, to Puerto Rico.” Was he trying to imply they have some secret hurricane magnet or something? You could say that about multiple places “Pssh, the hurricane is heading, as usual, to Florida, those assholes!”

Think people are pissed off because an item’s out-of-stock? Wait until they’re told the item is available first...then you’ll start seeing the crazy!

I got mashed potatoes and gravy, and the gravy was like... gravy flavored water? It was so weirdly thin. Didn’t taste terrible, but it was just “off” like you say.

I went in search of The Sandwich (our area isn’t getting it until this week, apparently) and ordered a 3-piece tenders. I got like 8 pieces of chicken. Couldn’t even eat it all. They were nice people though, and the chicken was good!

I am saddened to hear this news