I nominate you to rewrite all FDA regulations. Which section outlines the “5 second rule?”

Walked through the door of our local Popeyes and the woman behind the counter loudly announced, before I even crossed the threshold, “WE DON’T HAVE THE SANDWICH YET!!” Apparently it’s coming on the 27th. I still bought food. Popeyes must be loving this.

“FOX News has been the number one news organization in the country for 17 years running and I am beyond proud to join their incredible stable of on-air contributors in providing political insights and analysis,”

Nah.

“And now, let me compound the situation by inviting multiple strangers to descend on this person to discuss the already awkward interaction.”

I think perhaps a more in-depth description of the compound fracture you glossed over might help accurately frame just how much these people care about the dogs.

I’m just going to slowly walk away from this thread and give it another shot tomorrow.

From the full story:

Not going to lie, felt a bit uncomfortable during the Hulk sequence when he smashes two guys together who are begging “no, no, no no no no!” and when he ragdoll flopped a dude into a crater on the ground.

On the flipside, the network probably doesn’t want monkey wangs on screen.

“Sorry you’re so fat, fatty!”

And why is she leaving a classroom full of first graders unattended in the first place?!? 

Trump: “I wanna buy Greenland and make it part of the U.S.!”

Nah, I’m always here.

Wait, he fucking inadvertently admitted he knows he’s fat! Mr “best shape President” is a fatty fat fat! Sure, that guy was fatter, and has “a bigger problem than I do” but buddy, you just said you have a problem. FATSO PRESIDENT!

Because the electric chair isn’t cruel? Come on.

Just have to say, I love when you pop into an article with fascinating stuff like this. Thanks!

Eez zere madness in penguins?

His own voice is a stage voice! I interviewed him once and he sounds perfectly normal - I had to promise the publicist it would be print-only and not release any recordings.

Look, Maynard told me you guys need to learn to swim, so I’ll see YOU down in Arizona bay, West-coastie.