WHY NOT IT’S CALLED GREENLAND

It’s also Trent Reznor’s best chart performance of all time.

Ha, but why not highlight the sentence before that talks about it being common in old people (like Epstein) hanging themselves?

You mean the attempt beforehand when he was alone in a room with a corrupt ex-cop who was found with four bodies buried in his yard? I just want to make sure we’re on the same page.

Basically, “even though everything I say is terrible and have no actual ideas, I can say ‘I told you so’ when the recession hits and none of this is my fault.”

Haha, mine is over 2 years and still “puppy.” A lot more mellow than a year ago, but she has her moments.

Dogs can be tough! Very needy at times, but very rewarding. Tough chewers are especially hard to deal with. I got lucky with my previous and current dogs in that they like to chew, but are good with ‘appropriate’ things to chew. There’s a lot of back-and-forth on rawhide like you pictured. It doesn’t digest well, so…

Yeah, I totally agree. The high road has been working so well lately.

I mean, they’re dogs, so the nastier something is the happier it makes them. At least the ears are ‘clean’ (though there was recently a big recall).

He drove (ha, let’s be honest, was driven) to PA to get a handgun permit and buy a bunch because NY laws are way more strict. So I guess he’s aware of being mad that he can’t get what he wants without going somewhere else. Other than that, I’ve got nothing.

Secretary of Eating Paste.

I was going to say, what’s the big deal about giving some water to a hog?

Dried pig ears are great dog snacks. They’re a little nasty, but dogs love ‘em, especially if they’re still a little hairy.

That’s why it’s so important to rake the forests, duh.

Aww, RIP.

Service would be quicker, though.

More signs of dementia - he has no idea what fucking time of day it is. It’s not like he was a little bit off, either.

“Hey, hey, hey now... sure, he turned Guam into glass, but he told me he feels bigly bad about it and promised not to do it again.”

Also, how fucking stupid does anyone have to be to think “oh, yeah, they’ll rise to any measure of success, just as long as they get rid of their nukes!” That’s like saying a cactus could rise to be a Fortune 500 CEO if only it didn’t have thorns.

Finally they came for my “fucks” but I had none left to give...?