Reminds me of an old joke about an evangelical man who refuses to leave his house during a flood. The waters are just starting to rise, and a man in a rowboat comes by and offers to help. He says, “no thanks, the lord will save me,” and returns to praying.

Through massive devaluation of their currency and pumping vast sums of money into their system, the tens of billions of dollars that the U.S. is receiving is a gift from China.

no comment, but we don’t deny it

I never underestimate the power of a pup-snout, but a body buried in soil versus a body that likely perished on a sandy beach and fully exposed to 80 years of all kinds of weather extremes and whatever indigenous animals happen to be on said island are very different corpses.

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Even worse, he said he’d do it while standing in front of a ridiculously oversized map. Truly chilling, which is why nobody fucks with The Wolf.

Eh, when I was a young’un many years ago, I let myself get goaded into lots of stupid and unwinnable fights. It’s taken my near 40 years life to realize the shithead is the only one who wins when you lose your shit. Even if I succeeded in landing a half-assed punch in middle school, all that happened was being forced…

My grandfather was first generation Italian-American, and my grandmother grew up in a shack in Mississippi. You can only imagine the weird mix of pronunciation, phrases, and other random shit I learned from my mother and family.

YOU GONNA CALL MY SAUCE GRAVY? YOU PUNK-ASS SICILIAN!

I commented on the similar post over on The Slot, but there’s another photo where he’s in a group, standing a full two steps in front of everyone else, and still shoving it way out to make it look like his is bigger than the one the child in the photo is holding.

OK, but whoever is funding this “cadaver sniffing” effort, or your masseuse who is likely pulling your leg (HA! unintentional massage pun) surely realizes that after 80+ years there are no remains left to sniff. I hope the dog has a fun month on the island, though!

Based on whatever is going on with her eyes in that top photo, and who she’s married to, she’s also vision impaired.

Say what you will, but these fuckers do their best to skirt laws in the most “technically accurate” ways. DonJ came over the border to PA to get a concealed carry permit to buy more guns since the gun laws here are virtually nonexistent vs NY’s stricter rules.

Ha, I posted above. But it looks weird because he’s using a forced perspective trick by standing closer to the camera and holding the fish as far out as possible to make it look bigger. There’s a good article on Gizmodo from a while back on how Mark Zuckerberg uses a similar camera technique to look taller in photos.

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Man, in that last picture he’s REALLY pushing that forced-perspective fish size trick (and standing two steps in front of a group of people, including a KID) to make it look like he got the “big one.” Pretty sure the kid’s is bigger in real life.

I never really noticed it before, but from that angle, Stephen Miller looks like someone bought a cheap Putin mask for Halloween.

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My hot take (and I can’t believe I’m about to side with her): McCain’s hot takes on Williamson are better than what’s been running on here lately.

I think it’s important to talk about actual science with the crystal lady (Marianne Williamson), especially when the particular topic (mental health) is being discussed by someone who’s been personally affected by said topic in their lifetime (Anderson Cooper).

Marianne is our cool aunt who made one partially coherent response about one very specific topic during one single debate session. And Anderson’s a dude on the news. Duh, Williams 2020 is where we’re at. Catch up, Jerry.