Oh, well that makes complete sense. Totally reasonable and not at all some voodoo bullshit that should disqualify someone from running for President.

“Can you believe it folks? He says he yelled to scare off the intruder. I’m not scared of yelling, are you? I don’t respect yellers. I tell you what, I would take much more bigly action than yelling, believe me.”

“I’ve never fat shamed anyone” - kind of an odd thing to just throw in there un-prompted, or am I missing something here?

Trump is attacking John McCain after he croaked, so...

You really needed hindsight to come to that conclusion?

You act like any of his supporters give the tiniest little shart of a shit.

I guess when you’re proud to be an idiot and know that being an idiot gets on other people’s nerves, I guess you flaunt it extra hard? Other than that, I’ve got nothing.

Not really related, but that picture... How does someone have eye fat?

They really took the whole “learn to code” thing to heart. Someone just wrote some Javascript to pull his tweets into the WH letterhead.

What a beauty! Another fun fact - mixed breed dogs tend to have fewer health problems because of better genetic diversity. 

OK, what kind of ridiculously overpriced boutique breed is this? I’m guessing that’s some kind of $2k+ designer dog, while about a thousand in shelters got the needle while she was on the waiting list.

#catdadbod

Your cat doesn’t have a single pair of tits up on its chest? I dunno, based on my single experience looking at a female cat (this trailer), something might be wrong with yours.

In literally any other election she’d be relegated to a weather-beaten EZ-Up canopy with a stack of books and a sharpie with a “$20, $45 w/signature” sign outside the debate venue. But, here we are!

Hey, I generally enjoy the posts here, but if you want to see what someone with no ground in reality, has a bunch of empty platitudes, and is really good at whipping up an audience looks like, well... Let’s just say don’t pull that orange thread.

Hey, apparently the candidates who have talked about this for years are trash, but the feelgood lady said it real loud for the first time ever, so...
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Well, Nick is gone, so I guess we need something to prompt the next Great Greying. I’ll pray over my crystals and check to see if the stars are in alignment for all the folks tearing apart this ridiculous hot take.

Please keep up this wonderful work of yours.

Very well-put. This is why the idea of him being a secret mastermind always makes me laugh. He cares about one thing: himself. This is also why the Republicans indulge him while simultaneously never really working hard at his big whims.