I’ve got to go with amniotic fluid. My wife’s water broke all over our kitchen floor. It’s warm and slimy and seems even more difficult to clean up when you’re in a full on panic attack at 2am, still a little drunk, trying to rush to the hospital for the birth of your first child.

I’d watch that in a heartbeat

Always set my alarm clock to an odd number, NEVER even. My alarms in my phone end in a lot of 3s and 7s.

The difference between murder and manslaughter is intent. Agreed. Did you intend to hydroplane? No. Did he intend to street race and break a number of laws? Yes. There's your difference.

Those are the ones that came to my mind immediately. Beat me to it.

It looks like a can of Bud Light Apple, which is available in Canada.

I was ticketed for window tints in Ontario. As it ended up getting explained to me, here it is up to the officer's discretion as to whether they feel safe approaching your car if they can't see in. It's not so much for visibility from inside the car, but the ability to see in. As the officer said, "When I walked up I…