“This isn’t crack, your honor. They’re fun boulders, and they’re something that have been a part of life for years, whether they’re fish scales or pebbles or snowballs. It’s really a common part of life.”

Why are they making such a point to say that the loot boxes “are fun and enjoyable for people”? It’s not like that was ever part of this legal discussion. When I was in court for *allegedly* selling crack to 12 year olds I wasn’t all “but you know your honor, the kids really enjoy crack, it makes em feel good.”

I wonder if they refer to sexual harassment in the workplace as “surprise sex mechanics.”

Blind Boxes are popular amongst kids because no normal adult would fall for such a scam and young kids are using their parent’s money.

Wells Fargo exec: Why didn't we just call them surprise accounts?! 

How many people are you required to recommend this podcast to?

They had to monetize Artifact somehow

Perhaps the OP felt regretful cancelling Amazon Prime and needed this announcement, despite not directly related to Amazon Prime, to make himself feel better

More importantly, more reasons for you to feel smug about it and tell everyone.

Don’t eat in your car. I’m anti-social as fuck. Like... I’ll take the long way around the office just to avoid talking to people. And even I think people who eat fast food in their car are psychopaths.

As long as the firm filming your shampoo is getting a different and superior product, sure. 

I am very jealous you guys still have McWraps. If I remember right, the only reason they ditched them in America is because they increased waiting time at drive up windows by some absurd percentage. 

yes we got it and its meh

This is the man-on-the-street reporting I came here for. Bless you. 

I mean I am probably still going to give it a go. I mostly still trust you guys even though there was some waxing poetic about tofu earlier today.

I decided to *shave* a bunch of pictures of everyone’s favorite shirtless superhero, Jason Momoa

It also comes from the society that you were raised in. I’m England the comfortable speaking distance is between 22 and 30 inches. In other countries it is much closer. In France it’s about 16 to 24 inches.