some people are into that! ;)

you know... her!

that clip out of context is super hot.

a bag of ice is a nice thing to bring a host at a party. there's never enough!

One of my favorite recipes of all time is "Wavy Lays Chips with French Onion Dip"

I now understand that your profile picture is a subtle tribute to Jonbenet.

piece of pizza? “PIECE” of pizza?

Christ on a cracker!! I’m going to curl in a ball and hope i forget about this in my booze sleep.

it’s KOMEDY, stoopid.

this brought me endless joy and took me back to BS’s basement where we watched this show with glee every Friday. so THANK YOU!

I am so down for a new Shania Twain album!!! Also, is that cover shot Shania Twain or Christie Brinkley w/ roots? I can’t tell.

If our bodies are keeping us alive, what’s keeping our bodies alive? Demi? DEMI???

I can’t name one person on the FBI top 10. I am a bad person. Bad bad tubbytime.

She’s been used as a pawn by backroom types that want to see an end to affirmative action.

I enjoyed that documentary too.

now who will provide me with authentic, non-appropriated rap music?

I read RHOD, and i was like “Real Housewives of Delaware? That’s weird.”

is that the only facial expression Kristen Stewart can make?

uh, WRONG! More, please!!!

yes - "smoked oyster"