nothing low key about the racism in the well-to-do gay community.

I’m sure I’d be "cheese puff"

Friendster :/

met my hubby on OKCupid.

doesn't intent matter? he intended this as a gag. just because you added a layer of meaning to his actions, doesn't mean that he missed the point. his point was to poke fun at contemporary art and he succeeded.

that is not “losing it.”

Parenthood deserved the zero Emmy nominations it received. :0

grapes! :)

my dinner tonight was: peanuts (amuse bouche) cheese with dill in it on crackers (appetizer) and yellow cake with chocolate frosting (entree)

Ana Gasteyer is GOLD!

fact: churros are the most overrated dessert.

is that superhero pose the only thing that works on the red carpet? it looks so silly! is there a more subtle pose that still lets you pop?

i really appreciate a good, unaffected pop voice.

Early 2000s Gwen, Madonna and Sheryl combo.... :/

is "ham wallet" the new "meat curtains?"

nick jonas can talk to me on an airplane and by talk to me on an airplane i mean...

Timbaland, good f’ing tweet. Place and time. Place and time.

a song? A SONG? anything short of a visual album leaves me cold. #lemonade

you’re so right!! ugh, I’m the worst ballerina.

Remember that part when they're doing Swan Lake and everyone's arms are opening up and the camera is moving towards the male dancer and the music is really slow and you think its that one dancer but then the guy gives a startled look (like it took him that long to see who was coming down the lane?) and Zoe's arm comes…