“a hotbed of indirect confrontation” - a.k.a. my place of employment

Demi had some nerve attempting a public feud with Nicki the other night.

his was the only one I attempted to watch, because I knew he'd just be himself and not make me want to curl into a ball and die. ok, I also started to watch Nicki's too, but got uncomfortable from the start w/ "twins" and had to stop.

yes, that’s correct. btw, who the f*** would actually wear that?! lol

i wish there was a gown that captured the essence of my lack of enthusiasm over this whole affair. maybe this event should get on a World Cup schedule. Just a thought!

i was taken aback by how few retweets and likes his tweets received. he has ZERO following. poor guy.

agreed. the characters are going to start dying of natural causes/old age next season I think.

i need more Beyonce reaction tweets. how are people processing Lemonade? i’m OBSESSED. Got me through 3 whole miles on the treadmill which was so not fun, let me tell you. but i was mouthing the words and I didn’t care what anyone in the gym thought.

thank you for the double Martha, cuz I needed it. ugh to her.

yes, it’s a food. bon appetit!

Robert Di Niro is an anti-vaxxer.

Yeah - Jay Z is the dickwad in this story. He should be getting all the heat, and if you listen to Beyonce’s album, HE IS! Becky gets one line. Jay gets the rest. But Jay’s a man, so he’ll get a pass, and we’ll take down the lady instead. BUT!.... any woman that’s going to insert herself in a dangerous way in Bey’s…

IS THERE A WAY TO CONVERT TIDAL INTO ITUNES? ALL CAPS CUZ I’M CRAZED WITH DESPERATION.

I might barf thinking about that dickwad shoving that thing down his gullet.

1. “Rest in Power” - love that!

Kelly has the 2nd most desirable job on television. She has to fill up an hour with lame conversation which makes her job slightly harder than Vanna White's (most desirable job on television). I hope she knows how lucky she is, but it sort of sounds like she doesn't.

ugh. first, Charlize has to deal with the fact that she’s TOO pretty. now she has to deal with a low-level feud with Angelina? This poor woman. My heart goes out...

all of those extremely mundane answers taken together.... it starts to feel like performance art. taking me to a higher plane, ya know? beautiful.

notice they had to go all the way back to 1992 to find enough human-like activities to fill a 2-page spread on how human HRC is.

you said dick AND butt!! ok, i’m going back to my corner now.