Lauren - btw this and the flip flops, you need to go home. Run a bath. Pour a glass of wine. Reset and come back tomorrow.

well, i told my barista today my name was “Hillary Clinton Winner of the Popular Vote.”

living in a country that would elect him. racism/sexism/homophobia/hatred is everywhere and thriving.

right? i’m solid mass from my chin to my collar bone at that angle. Not a jawbone to be seen.

yes

i would like oranges. PEELED. and put into plastic containers for my convenience. i will pay top dollar.

1. Kanye can dump Kim, but she’s the one with the higher net worth, so there’s that.

I am the man in the cage. The shark is this election cycle. The happy ending is when Hillary is elected. Michelle O. goes on to something really big and fabulous. And the Deplorables move to Russia and Hell opens up and swallows it.

Brent Spiner! Two types of folks in this world: those who don’t need to Google Brent Spiner and those that do. #sttng

just fill your mouth with dick and you won’t have room for food! it’s easy and fun!

I think you need a bong hit after that loft rant. ;-)

i love balls.

lyrics from one of her lesser, lesser, LESSER songs.

Ciara did a fine job as host of last night’s Miss America. Bathing suits were worn. Evening gowns were worn. Talents were shown. Questions were answered.

Incorrect, but thanks for playing.

Were we watching the same match? The ESPN team (including Pam) adores Serena. Pam was noticing that Serena looked to be in agony. She comically noted that Serena wasn't using a towel, but instead her dress, to wipe her hands of sweat. There was nothing disparaging in Pam's tone.

The screaming at the net was not an unnecessary detail. Part of Serena’s game is the intensity and showmanship she brings to the court. She absolutely expands upon her power and excellent game by using intimidation. And it’s why many people love her. It’s important to note that Pliskova didn’t wither under the…

They should adopt a child of color. The Queen is ready for it I'm sure.

my rating of this comment: 1 big "boo"

NEED TO LEARN TO SAY SORRY