Sadly, not likely:

“...Ford claims this will allow the 2WD truck to hit 25 mph on the highway.”

Why not just coast in neutral and rev the engine a couple of times? Roll down the windows, wave to the kids and just fuckin’ rip the shit out of that engine. After everyone is sufficiently deaf, proceed to drive normally.

Obligatory.

There is a major disconnect between the shiteater grin of the driver and the terror of the people trying to gather up their kids who luckily escaped being run over. “My bad, my bad.”

ok then - goddamn SMARTcar trying to appeal to hipsters

goddamn hipsters and their FIJI water

I’m going to ignore the actual text of the article that I just read and claim that this wouldn’t have happened to a Ford, even though it probably would.

FORD TOUGH

All wrong.

I thought nitrous just temporarily added 8 new gears into your transmission. Thanks for the information!

All professional drivers. Imagine you were a professional athlete and you were forced to play with whoever shows up, nobbody knows what they are doing or what the rules are. Thats my life.

Here’s the sludge fix. You need to do all 3.

If Mitsubishi keeps pushing out final editions like they have been I’ll be able to pick one up new in a few years time.

Guy: “Sorry I’m late. A little crazy ex-girlfriend drama.”

WWII vets didn’t have the opportunity to chose. They were drafted.

Now I would agree with you. Back then when people were actually drafted I wouldn't.

“Choose to do it"? You realize there was a draft back then, don't you?

You seem to think this guy just woke up one morning and decided fighting Nazis would be a fulfilling and rewarding career choice. That’s not how it worked.

Those electrical lines and automobiles aren’t actively trying to kill us.