Duncan Keith approves.

As somebody else in the Kinjaverse said, it’s sort of like high school, where you get more credit for taking a harder math course and getting Cs than you do by taking an easier math course and getting As. How Rippon still scored lower on his artistry is a crime. We watched his whole routine twice. It was spellbinding.

(Pssst: It’s a joke)

It’s not the greatest movie, but in a midnight screening with the proper mental frame of mind, it’s downright brilliant.

He crashed, he just didn’t hit anything.

“That’s the most demonic thing imaginable,” Prince said in a 1998 interview with Guitar World. “Everything is as it is, and it should be. If I was meant to jam with Duke Ellington, we would have lived in the same age. That whole virtual reality thing … it really is demonic. And I am not a demon. Also, what they did…

Don’t look at the camera!

It’s about saying the name of the product over and over and over again, then making a thinly veiled reference to sex. Advertising 101, basically.

He looks like he wants to show her his coil.

We had a 77 Caprice. It was actually a good car. I was never quite old enough to drive it, but my brother flogged the shit out of it. The 82 we replaced it with was truly crap, a mere shadow of its former self.

There were good people on both sides.

Happy New Year, $kay.

Doctor, it hurts when I do “this.”

Irony is a difficult word to define, but you know it when you see it.

The Daubert Standard. As a federal judge, you might want to know this.

Seconded. Very nice work. Come see us plebes on Oppo sometime, unless you’ve grown too big for your britches. ;)

Should be an immediate ejection. However, Trump actually gains 15 yards on the play.

Red-headed Eagle. We’ve got tons of them down here.

She looks like she’s levitating.