So, is this an article about why Bullitt is bad, or an article about a remake of Bullitt? The title says one thing, the story says another. Perhaps you could tell us why Bullitt is a bad movie?

When I was in college (back in the mid 80s) there was a guy who would always park on the yellow striped portion of the parking lot, without a sticker. His reasoning was that if he got a ticket it would be a cheaper ticket for parking on the striped section than it would have been for parking in a space. 

Maclunkey!

The ramen supply at my store has never quite recovered. This was last Sunday. 

Thank God we’re confronting all of the major issues of the day. 

Obnoxious Apocalypse would make a great band name.

Like this.

#FreeFortnite

Honestly, I’m surprised nobody else had. It was the first thing that came to my mind. 

I’m sure it’s not a huge problem, but I imagine there are a few who like to have a drink or two.

And drunk people tend to talk louder on top of all that.

It’s all about viral load, and it seems that this particular virus is very good at spreading through casual interpersonal contact. Basically, talking to somebody.

The amount he talks about doing something, and the amount he praises himself, is inversely proportional to the actual amount of things he has done. 

Lucky for you, John Wick 4 is set to be released in 2022.

Anybody tired of winning yet? I know I am.

Austin schools will have the choice between 100% in-person school or 100% school from home. It’s up to us to decide what to do with our high schoolers in the fall. But at least we have a choice. 

What’s the problem? That plan worked great in Texas.