Earlier today, I got a star on a comment I made 6 years ago. I think Kinja is getting into the catnip again.

You’ve given me reason to keep on living.

Lock the door. And hope they don’t have blisters.

Perry is an alumnus of A&M (72) where he received a degree in animal science, which should serve him well as he modernizes our nuclear arsenal. He was also the junior and senior Yell Leader, which is actually a pretty big deal in Aggieland. You can see that his hair has been epic for quite some time

You’d rather have President Ryan?

Our long national nightmare is over.

My brother drove a school bus for a few years, and among the more egregious crap people pulled was darting into gaps like this and eating up his stopping distance. It’s reckless and dangerous. Period.

As we speak, the Italian rugby team is trying to find a way to work this into their next Six Nations test.

The lottery is a tax on people who don’t understand math.

Redacted. Dang. Somebody already made this joke.

She looks like she really needs to go to the bathroom.

Back in 2012, I could hear the cars from the airport more than 5 miles away.

“there’s ever been a president elected who in this short period of time has undone what we’ve undone.”

Every morning at my sons’ elementary school, two fifth graders host the morning TV program, do the pledge, and read the school lunch menu to the school. Compared to this, the elementary school deserves an Emmy.

I thought it was fascinating!

Thanks for the shout out, Tom.

Ever have one of those dreams where you go to work and forget to put your pants on?

My money is on Russia, but you never know.

Don’t worry, we may be fighting in Eastern Europe soon enough.