Irony is a difficult word to define, but you know it when you see it.

I still talk, and I still drive.

Since this administration has shown a total disdain for proper procedure, I doubt they’re very worried about those little niggling details like paperwork.

I fear that the worst is yet to come.

“Agitate! Agitate! Agitate!”

now top Trump cabinet member

Then I’d say Russia is getting a lot of bang for its buck.

Wooo-Wooooooooo!

He counts the time that somebody said he should mention Douglass in his talk as “more and more.”

if you’ll help her out of her belts.

I think she was just smirking because somebody had dropped an F bomb on an open mic and it didn’t get bleeped out. I’m surprised she didn’t offer the standard apology for bad language.

I had it on in the background while I was at the computer and heard it clearly. I backed up the DVR, and heard it again. The anchor’s smirk when they go back to the studio confirms that it was there. It just wasn’t Ryan.

Don Pardo, tell him what he’s won!

Alternate facts FTW!!1!

Rioting and breaking windows is political action? What would have become of the civil rights movement if they had behaved this way?

Gotta cover that gut. And his penis, apparently.

I’m going to take a Xanax. That’s what got me through election night.

You’re not helping. Also, where were you people in November? It’s a little late now.

“Apricot Pol Pot”