My brother drove a school bus for a few years, and among the more egregious crap people pulled was darting into gaps like this and eating up his stopping distance. It’s reckless and dangerous. Period.

As we speak, the Italian rugby team is trying to find a way to work this into their next Six Nations test.

The lottery is a tax on people who don’t understand math.

Redacted. Dang. Somebody already made this joke.

She looks like she really needs to go to the bathroom.

Back in 2012, I could hear the cars from the airport more than 5 miles away.

“there’s ever been a president elected who in this short period of time has undone what we’ve undone.”

Every morning at my sons’ elementary school, two fifth graders host the morning TV program, do the pledge, and read the school lunch menu to the school. Compared to this, the elementary school deserves an Emmy.

I thought it was fascinating!

Thanks for the shout out, Tom.

Ever have one of those dreams where you go to work and forget to put your pants on?

My money is on Russia, but you never know.

Don’t worry, we may be fighting in Eastern Europe soon enough.

Irony is a difficult word to define, but you know it when you see it.

I still talk, and I still drive.

Since this administration has shown a total disdain for proper procedure, I doubt they’re very worried about those little niggling details like paperwork.

I fear that the worst is yet to come.

“Agitate! Agitate! Agitate!”

now top Trump cabinet member