Then I’d say Russia is getting a lot of bang for its buck.

Wooo-Wooooooooo!

He counts the time that somebody said he should mention Douglass in his talk as “more and more.”

if you’ll help her out of her belts.

I think she was just smirking because somebody had dropped an F bomb on an open mic and it didn’t get bleeped out. I’m surprised she didn’t offer the standard apology for bad language.

I had it on in the background while I was at the computer and heard it clearly. I backed up the DVR, and heard it again. The anchor’s smirk when they go back to the studio confirms that it was there. It just wasn’t Ryan.

Don Pardo, tell him what he’s won!

Alternate facts FTW!!1!

Rioting and breaking windows is political action? What would have become of the civil rights movement if they had behaved this way?

Gotta cover that gut. And his penis, apparently.

I’m going to take a Xanax. That’s what got me through election night.

You’re not helping. Also, where were you people in November? It’s a little late now.

“Apricot Pol Pot”

That’s a very toney part of town. If you have to ask what the homes cost, you can’t afford one.

That’s uphill, too. Nasty bit of road.

The Indian Ocean, while it doesn’t get top billing like the Atlantic and Pacific, is still an almost incomprehensibly big thing. If you’re looking for a needle in this haystack with only best guess guidance, then there should be no reason to question why the plane has not yet been found.

I’m giving you a star, not only for your excellent comment, but also for your grammatically correct gerunds. It’s a dying art.

YeSS.

A star for Trumpsatzgruppen.