Clap? There's a pill for that

Just ask Edmund Fitzgerald.

It was made in the middle 60's.

Oldies? Great. Now I feel old....

One of my young sons puked all over the back of a rental car once. After stopping at a gas station to vacuum up the vomit, we proceeded to a Walmart to get him some new clothes. Had we been in the boonies, clothes at a truck stop would have been a godsend.

If it’s like most everywhere else in the US, 1956 is when the construction started and has never been finished. Unless it’s a Texas toll road. Those things get finished in record time.

That isn’t always a successful tactic.

In Texas, the state goes out of its way to avoid having to pay for crashes.

Though the Air Force maintains that its fighters and bombers can do CAS just as well as the A-10, soldiers themselves say there is nothing like the Warthog’s seven-barrel, 30-mm GAU-8/A Gatling gun, which can fire faster and for longer than the F-35—it can store 1,174 rounds and fire 4,200 shots per minute. By…

Aussie Rules is a codified version of the playground game we used to call Smear The Queer, though you can’t call it that any more. I'm pretty sure Aussie Rules has actual rules, but I think there are only about three of them.

Imagine the sound of the 1000 bomber raids early in the war.

Chemtrails are older than you think. How else could we have won WWII?

Yeah, me too.

Not only is your stuff not worth your life, it isn’t worth the life of the other passengers you are blocking from escaping. But there’s always time for a text.

One of the legacies of Flight 93 is that nobody, passengers or crew, will sit idly by while somebody does something to endanger them.

Two movie critics were sitting on a bench by the side of a lake when they saw a man walk up to the edge of the lake and pause. Silently, the man stepped out onto the surface of the water and walked all the way across the lake, never even getting his feet wet. After the man walked away, one critic turned to the other…

Bernie has shown that he doesn’t give a fig about the history of F1. It’s all about dollar signs to him. His disdain for the past should have been made quite clear when he considered dumping Spa.

Probably wind breaks for the kids to play and folks to sit in. With the wind blowing that hard, it’s like being sandblasted. Note that they are three-sided, and open on the leeward side.