I will leave that moral dilemma to you. But I will say that I had a crush on Annie Potts after I watched this film as a kid.

And many of those thefts take place during the summer months.

That's a nice photo. I think the Jalops here would prefer to see a great unadulterated photo of a beautiful car. But hell, you made the front page. Thanks for sharing. It's a beauty.

Then you haven't met the right people. To be sure, it's an overly simplistic statement. You have to eat the right fats. Fats make you healthy, and keep you from being hungry.

You've got to eat fat to lose fat. Fat-free diets are a dead end.

That was fun. SLJ actually sounded normal, and I could follow the film just fine. Makes you realize just how little dialogue is in that film.

"Let's jump in."

It probably doesn't have to float for long; just long enough for the guys to get out.

See the uninflated bags.

"The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved."

Which explains why Apple was so successful under Steve Jobs. He never gave a damn about consensus.

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Toothpaste makes mosquito bites stop itching (the paste, not the gel).

I'm proud — and relieved — to have only boys. No weddings to pay for, either.

O rly?

At last! A lass! Alas, a loss.

Me too, but the real problem is not the technology but the idiots who feel the need to share everything with everybody.

My wife always marvels at the stupid shit kids do, things we only learn of because the knuckleheads made a video of it and posted it to YouTube. I remind her that kids have been doing stupid shit as long as there have been kids. We all did. We just never made a video because we couldn't, and our parents only found…

I read Phanotm Tollbooth as an adult. As a lover of words and wordplay, I was absolutely blown away by the book. It's a must-read.

They have these bloody things here in Austin, TX. They are the biggest assholes on the road.