My father did a trek through Bhutan last year. I sent him this article, and this is his reply:
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I snagged "Christmas in the Stars" off an internet stream a few years ago. My kids actually like it, especially, "What do you get a Wookiee for Christmas when he already has a comb."
#9: "Powers was lucky; he had broken his back. This was nothing new, for he had suffered the same injury seven times before."
Brilliant.
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A right-handed glove is made for a right-handed thrower and goes on the left hand. At least that's how I understand it.
Screw all you right handers. I remember growing up, wanting to get a gun and holster. Do you know how friggin' hard it is to find one left-handed holster? IMPOSSIBLE! So you always have to buy two. But you can't buy two because it's too expensive. So you have to put your gun in backwards, or use your pocket. …
Atta buoy!
I'm driving 3000 miles round trip from TX to VA with my family this summer. Not to avoid the TSA, but because the cost of 5 airline tickets is so bloody ridiculous. It has nothing to do with the TSA, nor should it.
No, really. I'd love to know where this came from. It's so.....quaint.
These guys aren't all that impressed.
Those headlights! The car's, actually, not hers. I dig the round headlights. They're more attractive, and possibly more functional.
I hope he learned something about aerodynamics.
I took two semesters of German for my doctorate in music. We didn't have to speak or write it, just read it. Between situations like this chart, not to mention verbs at the ends of the sentences, I think "challenging" (@DocSeuss) is an understatement. But at least it ain't Danish.
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Mind blown.
She's on the road today.
That's a great photograph.
I still have a stand-alone answering machine on my land line. I'm a freelance musician, and the answering machine is a tool of the trade. I don't get many calls on it any more, but I can't afford to miss anything.
