Physics at work.

What does the flag code say about this?

Does it come with a periscope so you can see out of it?

Unfortunately, it's the other way 'round.

What a series of tubes might look like.

Well, somebody's been paying attention today! Nice job.

Oh, wow, I had forgotten about those...er...I mean, her.

F**k up!

Gigli is No. 89 on the list of 100 lowest ranked films on IMDB. So apparently, there are 88 films worse than Gigli. Hard to imagine, I know.

Better than Gigli.

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill...smelled like....victory."

Okay, I'm done. Over and out.

Malkin?

No helmet, no leathers, no boots. Looks like a normal day in Texas, where I routinely see guys riding down I-35 wearing tank tops, shorts and flip flops. And of course, no helmet.

Perhaps you didn't see my tongue in my cheek. This addresses sort of a running theme lately at Jalopnik.

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Once again, the Jalopnik editors have covered the front page with a NSFW work image. This is an outrage! I'm offended! Harumph!