Are we allowed to praise Warren on Splinter now? I thought the official editorial stance is that her dna test kerfuffle was unforgivable and therefore Bernie was the only chosen one... 

I mean... hot dogs are basically tiny bologna tubes.  And I’ll grill me some of those:)

I don’t agree with your characterization of meat, but I empathize with you on liking the smell of something you detest. I LOVE the smell of cigarettes and cigarette smoke, but I find smoking to be disgusting (or vaping, for that matter). 

You missed a great update!

There’s no way this lady means well in any way.

And then it’s compounded by the sound of children playing, and their joy mocks her.

They should set a trap for her by grilling only meat-substitutes for a few days, just to see if she complains. 

If you could sue people for smells, public transportation would cease to exist

I didn’t start listening to Car Talk until I was in college and had a $500 car that I could barely afford to keep running, so I had to learn how to do it myself. Years later, I was a consultant and landed in Boston on the day that Tom passed. I remember listening to NPR and seeing the info boards over the Mass Pike…

My mother was CONSTANTLY telling me to sit up straight and to “stop hunching over”. I tried my best, bit it did not feel natural to me. I was nearly forty when I had the following conversation with her:

Why are you reducing this to anything to do with “shaming”? As if there is anything wrong with the truth: Eating poorly is a terrible thing. Seemingly well-fed people can literally die of malnutrition or bad eating habits. Poor nutrition, whether by choice or from poverty, leads to many, many illnesses and premature…

The Stars and Bars has been adopted by shitkickers from sea to shining sea as a middle finger raised to decency. I wouldn’t be surprised to see it flying from the beds of pickup trucks on US 2 and in the front yards of houses five miles from the Canadian border.

Word.

So can anyone dumb ass

It’s noteworthy that giving Bam Margera a larger role in general was about the time society really started going downhill.

You just described my childhood. We all helped out with everything. I cooked dinner for everyone for the first time when i was 12 or 13.

The number of people I’ve worked with who were practically salivating about the collapse of society has always terrified me. I’m not saying they would destroy society but I’m not convinced they would even push a button to stop it. They all think they would come out on top.

This fucking clinches it. This weekend I’m going to start writing a faith-based screenplay about the most over-the-top series of conservative cliches imaginable because clearly nothing is too on the nose or pandering for these people.

I don’t think he’s using the right calibre of flower there. Those rifles clearly require 5.56 roses.