Why should there be? Working in The Office of the President is a great honor. Doesn’t matter who holds the title. Don’t be such a douche. 

Don’t marry somebody who isn’t “ride or die”. If I was the guy in the first letter, I’d dump her. She’s a selfish brat who doesn’t think long-term and can’t see the big picture. Supporting each other through difficult times actually makes relationships stronger. If she can calm down for a minute and try to remember…

This is why I just bought 500 shares of BYND. These big, old companies are so out of touch.

It’s hilarious. They are the first people who will die. You just know they’ll be so excited, they’ll trip all over themselves and accidentally shoot themselves in the face.

They should do what Muslims do and just start murdering the masses anyway. 

...just ask any Muslim. 

Oh my god. She is so HARD TO WATCH. That voice. Those mannerisms. I can’t.

Um. Those “whites” are also Africans. This is just pure, evil racism. People are going to die. 

It happens to the best of us. Fortunately, we still have big dicks. 

I don’t trust him after that weird face lift. 

Every 19 year old knows everything and they won’t shut up about it.

All she would eat was carrots. And then she got super drunk and projectile vomited carrots all over the inside of my car.

Shit. That’s a great point!! I take back my previous snark. 

Yeah. We don’t usually grill bologna. 

There’s no point in suing public transportation. They don’t have any money.

We smoke a lot of brisket and pork ribs at my house during the summer months. She would fucking die. 

Brexit is gonna sting. Bad. For a bit. But then England will be MUCH better off without being shackled to the sinking ship called the EU.

I always assumed it was to make girls stick their tits and asses out. No boy ever gets told this. 

“I’m a shitty negotiator and just found out somebody else made a better deal than me. So I’m going to QUIT and get nothing! That’ll show ‘em!!”

Your mistake is thinking of Taco Bell as “Mexican Food”. It’s not. It’s its own genre.