I know nothing about this, the source material, or the actors in it. But as I was reading this I bet myself the “wrong character” in question was going to be a bland-ass white boy, and whaddaya know, I was right. Oh, and he has a vague damsel in distress related goal? Soooooooooooo fucking original.

It’s just not good…

I JUST realized she voices Missy in Big Mouth, and not Jessi. I thought she did Jessi this whole time and was so disappointed b/c Jessi’s voice acting sucks and she’s usually so much better than that. Omg, what is wrong with me?

Yeah, I have mixed feelings about that show but the Missy character is great and her…

Jenny Slate is a fucking treasure. 

“Hey, slow down there man! There’s still a little meat on that meme.”

Uh, that’s how smoking works, dude. You finish one and whoah, where did this other one come from?

Hell is: playing all of these at once.

I’m not feeling it. I liked the trailers better than the movie. I wish this track was in the movie.

I hope Todd Phillips got fired for that blunder.

It’s moments like this that make me glad I decided to bottle up all my sincere emotional reactions to everything until I became a cynical, worn-out husk of a human being who can only communicate ‘ironically’.

I’m sure getting dunked on like that might sting for a minute, but once it goes viral...well, you got a stew goin’. By which I mean, you get to be known as the creator of said meme, I guess, and link to your Soundcloud?

My favorite part of that clip is the glaring continuity issue of him tossing his cig at the beginning and it reappearing right at the end

I always feel a little bad when people doing earnest but terrible movie takes like this get piled upon. But also, it’s a pretty funny meme.

So you won’t be watching CBS’ upcoming Chuck Lorre series, Lazy Zombie Comedy?*

I’ve been a zombie mark for decades now, and...yeah. We’re well past peak territory and well into that post-Rice “goddamnit if I see another frilly-collared ‘sexy’ vampire I will commit murders” vampire territory.

desperately snarky

Connie is the best! Maya Rudolph must be goofy as hell in real life to pull off that voice with any modicum of seriousness lol

I love how no matter what the subject is there’s always one person who has to come along and let everyone know they’re just not interested in the thing they’re bothering to share their opinion about

The end of the season really hit me hard, when Andrew tells Nick he bears no ill will, but can’t be friends with him because he’s not a good person. I had a lifelong friend where that happened to recently, not one huge blowup but a number of things that just added up and I had to cut him out of my life because he just…

Oh, I thought they used Steve the perfect amount this season, even lampshading how they’re just crowbarring him in for a quick joke and then he’s gone. IMHO they overused him in S2 and he really wore out his welcome for me. This season made me feel that I wasn’t the only one who felt that way and they’re responding to…

Ever since finishing Season 2 I’ve been anxiously awaiting this show's return - I’m just worried that I’ll blow the whole load in one sitting tonight!