The University of Sasquatchagon in the Romanow years.

They’re not always towards the top, but there are usually comments about how there really is a conspiracy, and Weird Al isn’t actually lampooning it, it’s a coded message to other believers.

Give them credit, they at least rejected their first pairing:
“I Am The Very Model of a Modern Major General” next to 
“Oh Skeet Skeet Skeet Skeet M——F——ers Oh Skeet Skeet G—D—-”

Having lived there several years, Missouri is the show me the way out of here state

Black Mizzou Twitter had a field day yesterday

Needs fire in dumpster.

“I am Mizzou’s Black Friend”

Antiques Shitshow: how much is this old print of Song of the South worth?

I’ll be honest, my first, second and third reaction to this was ‘....How?’. Like even if they were from existing quotes, someone had to write them up and place all these images together. There was work involved and at no point did someone seem to reconsider at all how this is coming across.

The mistake was not having all of the students say “I am free labor” and then ending with Barry Odom ($3.05 million) and Cuonzo Martin ($3 million) laughing...

As the son of a father of a brother of sons, I am outraged.

If you’re ever feeling too hopeful in humanity, just read the YouTube comments

Define “try.”

This reminds me of a “why you should take a summer course” ad campaign at a Canadian university. There were four different posters used; the two with photos of white students had taglines with a “because you’re a go-getter” theme, while the posters featuring photos of minority students had a “here’s your chance to catc…

“You think maybe we should double-ch—”

If you’re ever feeling too hopeful in humanity, just read the YouTube comments under Weird Al Yankovic’s “Foil” video.

Goddamnit...I don’t have very high expectations for Mizzou, or Missouri, or humanity in general, but nice to know I can still be surprised.

Surprised it didn't say, "I am a brotha."