You ever come from work with a sore throat, and then read about someone dying of esophageal cancer?

I’m still baffled at the concept of a refrigerator with enough free internal space to fit a human in. Even when I was a kid and we had an enormous fridge, it was always full of... you know... body parts food.

“Dressed up”

People who go to IKEA for hide and seek aren’t going to be buying shit. WHat they will do is break a bunch of merchandise. 

Plus IKEA can turn the slower ones in to meatballs.

Because I’m delicious!

Someone might want to check in all the fridges, though.

According to Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull, in the event of a nuclear explosion.

because it’ll keep your corpse fresh longer.

A few years ago he came down to south texas for a concert and my parents were friends with the person in charge of the hospitality tent, I got a chance to meet him and take pictures with him. He was such a nice guy. RIP Eddie Money.

That’s nothing! I dressed up as a skinny dork with a lazy eye, ill-fitting clothes, thick glasses and an already receding hairl{/bursts in to tears, flees room}

School IDs are a joke anyway, all they do is give the administrators something else to give you a referral for.

And they let them wear hats?

Looks like fun, but I’m still a little confused at people being encouraged to look like somebody else for their ID photos.

This was a rollerskate classic, back when they still had those rinks. Man, the good ol’ days...

He looks so much like Chris Penn in ‘Reservoir Dogs’ in that pic.

Had that tie.

I’ll always remember him for playing himself as Mimi’s ex-husband on the Drew Carey Show.