I'm kinda glad you asked this, cause I have had experiences with anxiety and I look foward to reading eveyone's responses.

I totally understand what you mean about quitting. But hey, you're totes gonna get a new job right away, I'm putting it out in the universe. And as you and the Smith children well know, that is IRREFUTABLE SCIENCE.

SCIEEEEEEENCE!

I think I mentioned this on Jez some time back, but I was speaking with a coworker once about a client of ours. When describing him she said to me "He wasn't like a normal black guy, you know- he was very articulate..." Uhh pardon?

Okay, your post is everything to me right now. My evening was spent at a first grade back to school night, my daughters teacher is everything a parent could ask for, she CRIED (genuine, not BS, I hate little bitch crying) at one point and I love her. When it was all over over all I wanted to do is say hello and…

What? Hahahhahahahhaahaa. Okay, my husbo and I have one dog and two cats. I LOVE my pets. But, really? I don't mean to be insensitive, truly I don't. I should probably just shut up.

After noticing that she always looks as if the dresses she chooses are wearing her, I have realized the problem is her posture more than anything else. She could benefit a lot from standing up straight and losing the lost child face.

Me too. Not being able to join in makes for a sad time at jez. Meh.

That reminds me of this meme I thoroughly enjoy (and am unable to attach here)...

So, a couple things. I don't understand how any one human can feel alright with themselves while actively seeking to keep another human from having rights. How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

No, yes. You are correct. Pugs are the worst. They're all snorty and farty and do that weird cough/yack thing all the time. And their buttholes are always exposed, probably gonna sleep on your pillow and give you pink eye. Flippin' gross.

I relate to your story. I have one child. We decided not to have anymore children, financially speaking it made sense. Sometimes when I think of my daughter growing up, I want so much for her to have a sibling. My parents are gone and I am super thankful I have my brother and sisters. We are keen on adoption though,…

I agree with you. My daughter (age 6) is very girlie. She asks me all the time if she looks pretty. My answer is always "you ALWAYS look pretty, but more importantly you are also very smart!" She takes pride in being smart as well.

My friend, why are white nectarines and figs not on your list? I suppose you'd feel the same about nectarines as you do peaches, however, that is why god made paper towels. And figs? I'll eat 100 of them. All. Day. Long.

Yes. Your comment is everything I wanted to say. Never in a million fucking years.

Will do :)

ohmygosh i want to start using mayhaps. Thank you in advance.

My husband gets so annoyed at the use of "actually", apparently is it a useless word...

I agree with not putting it in everything, though I don't care for lobster in any form. Fun fact, lobster was fed to prisoners in Alcatraz. I'm not sure who decided they are fancy schmancy for dinner, but apparently it happened relatively recently.

Breathy voice. Seconded.