Check it out. I snore, SO snores, he hogs blankets, I hog bed, he kicks me while we sleep. I was your SO in my house, I'd crash on the couch and make dumb excuses to avoid having some weird coversation about it. A few months ago he says he read some article about married couples having separate bedrooms and the…

Thank you. I'm at work (fuuuuuck this job) and your comment made me smile so hard.

whoa

I was cringing for you while reading your post, then I saw the cancer and my heart breaks for you. I'm sorry you are going through all of this. I hope it gets better for you and your family (especially your mom) + everything itsnothebeer said.

You don't have to go to the doctor, but pregnancy does take a pretty huge toll on your body. Best to make sure you and the baby are healthy, I suppose. If you are 23 weeks the dr would have already checked the heartbeat, size, and such, of the baby.

*...how difficult it can be to grieve the loss if your dog...

I'm sorry. I understand your pain and the bond you have with your dog. I also understand how difficult it can be to grieve the loss of your when lots of people don't empathize with it. It can be a very lonely time. My heart goes out to you. P.s. Your dog would probably thank you for giving her the most awesome life…

yes! I work for this crotchety old man who is sometimes capable of being nice-ish. All of my coworkers (we're a small business) are scared of him and tiptoe around trying not to draw attention to themselves. I've never seen so much throwing coworkers under the bus for the sake of self preservation as I do here.

'twas "republicunt"

ooooh... 'moted?

Miya Angelo? I'm pretty convinced that you are neither black or a feminist at this point. ;)

You've got a lot of responses so forgive me if I am repeating someone else. You mentioned that you've both agreed to be very open about needing time to yourself, which is a good thing. Who wants to spend every waking moment with another human being? Gross.

serious. I realize some people just aren't into it. Then there are folks like me... When i was taking bc i pretty much never was interested in sex. Stopped bc, wanted to bone ALL DAY LONG. Started some anti anxiety meds, back to not being interested. No fun for him or me...

So I told my daughter she can't watch Bratz on Netflix. She's super bummed. She can get right over it and move on to some little puppy cartoons or something...

It's quite possible you and lilisobi had very different experiences. That being said, there are ways that a gun owner can safeguard against accidents happening. If someone feels safer for having a firearm in their home, appreciates the danger this presents, and is responsible with it, perhaps we can consider…

If you gave her a pillowcase full of mac 'n cheese she'd probably protect you from just about any questionable choices you may have rollin' around in that noggin of yours. But what fun would that be? It's like having a miniature parent follow you around. I give you two days before you hand her a tablet and your…

i am paralyzed by jealousy right now.

YES! My six year old daughter knows I want to hug big cats sooo baaad. Tigers, cougars, lions, I'm not picky. She just sighs and tells me I can't because they'll claw me and bite me, and I'll bleed, and maybe die. She is the small-child equivalent of your parents. It's great that she is looking out for me and all, but…

Seriously. I have a fat cat who I love. LOVE. And a baby girl kitty (technically my daughter's cat). I have had little kitty meow meows most of my life. Leave the cat alone and it won't fuck you up. P.S. I ain't scared of no cat.

Yeah. What's the problem? Go fix the AC? ;)