I cannot star you enough.

I imagine him spending most of his days perusing a thesaurus.

I second your sentiment. Burn all the shit down. Also- to anyone that hasn’t heard her music, if you’ve ever wanted to punch someone dead in the throat there may be a few of her songs you’d enjoy.

Get the fuck outta here indeed.

I was being super lazy this morning, lying in bed, scrolling through comments... Saw your post and had to put the phone down and make coffee before pushing play. Apparently I cannot Donald before coffee.

I'm a size 8/10. Was never larger than a 3 before having a child and never learned how to dress for my current body type. I'm frustrated with shopping at this point.

May I ask errbody what are some of your favorite places to shop for clothes online? I don't know what my style is, I prefer plain clothes (my MIL says it's "classic")? Sure. Any recommendations are appreciate :)

Did you give them a blank stare? If I were behind that person, I'd love to have seen you just look at them like it went over your head. I'm not down with the "I like my coffee like I like my...". Shush and order your coffee funny lady.

also, when reading her tweet i thought to myself - no matter how exact she duplicates that cup of coffee in the future, it will never be as good. That's just how the universe works. Also, black coffee all day.

Seriously. They asked me if I wanted a mirror so I could watch while it was happening. Fuck. No.

heh. My husband and I put together an armoire from ikea for our laundry room a year or so ago. I'm not even sure how we are still together after that.

I am not against swearing at pets, that being said the woman in the video seems really unpleasant. Perhaps she just has bitchy resting face, but hers is more of a stink face. And someone should give that cat a treat of his choosing for his public service.

So I was talking with someone this weekend, and it came up that my brother-in-law (sister's husband) is half black. My sister is white. (I feel like our heritage is a little more interesting that "white", but for the sake of this comment, we're white...)

Scrolling through comments and get to yours, I had to pause. My heart hurts for you and your sister. Please know that this internet stranger has you in my thoughts.

Haha, thanks. I am sometimes one of those girls. It may have given your mother some comfort to know that I often end up feeling very (uncomfortably) aware of the attention it brings. Oh what a lovely paternalistic society we live in where my boobies are strictly sexual objects.

I 49% agree with you. The other 51% of me feels that having his stupid tweets inspire such awesome comments is totes worth it.

and "doing pot".

No. It isn't okay. Curiosity got the best of me and I listened... for about a minute. It is so bad. I mean, we all knew it would be, right? But it's just a bit worse than that.

jesus christ. Would it kill people to educate themselves before putting their feelings onto print and presenting it as fact...

I came home from taking my daughter to swim lessons and running errands to find my husbo had cleaned the whole house (we usually both chip in). The only thing left for me to do is clean the catbox. I cannot even tell you how stoked I am. I wish I could do the same for you.