Afflicted with Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS)?

Jalopnik is a pathetic joke. The constant left wing propaganda they spew from their bowels makes this garbage site unbearable. Just stopped in look for CT5-V info from today’s release. Enjoy the next 6 years of Trump, losers. Vote Anti-Left. Vote Ant-Democrat.

I came here to comment, in hopes that someone might see that this is propaganda, heavily distorted and re-reported with such blatant hatred, instead of just echo-chambering.

This article/propaganda piece is ridiculously awful, honestly. It is so utterly blatant with its hatred of the President, to the point that, if this were reprinted on Vox, I wouldn’t be able to tell the difference.

Damon- Do America a favor and take the advice of Marcus Garvey, rid yourself of white oppression, and return to the glorious Motherland. Enjoy starvation and a violent death in your African Utopia, just like you deserve.

I kinda want to see someone swap an LS into a salvage tesla...

I dont think you’re qualified to define stupid, or fucking stupid for that matter. If it isn’t yours, leave it alone you piece of shit. Get it? Probably not. Driving around with anything on your car is NOT poking a bee hive you gigantic idiot. It’s just some schmuck sharing an opinion. Your opinion of his opinion…

I have sympathy for America, because people are (allegedly) having their car torched over free speech.

How dare people ask for their personal property to be respected when expressing their opinion.

That Hillary sign in your yard? I’m going to smash out the windows on your house. You were poking a bee hive with a stick. And choosing to put either extremely unpopular candidate in the form of support on your expensive…

Why do you feel zero sympathy for the owner? Oh no, he supports Trump (just like millions upon millions of others) so he deserves to have his car torched? How fucking stupid are you?

What a shame. I have the previous S4 with the V6 and the DSG, and I think that the transmission is one of the best parts of the car. I like that it feels different than a typical automatic. I’ve driven the same engine with the ZF 8 speed in the A6, and there’s no comparison. They’re kind of comparable on upshifts, but…

Something doesn't compute. Current Audi S6s and S7s both have 400+ lb ft and 7 speed dual clutch transmissions. Seems like the new engine should be well within those limits.

Too many warranty fixes on the DSG, probably

Maybe they’re saving the manual or automated manual for the RS4...

“the new S4 has too much of it for their existing dual-clutch transmission to handle.”

Or maybe it’s a way to keep a gap on the upcoming rs4.

Are they changing the badge on the side too? It should now say V6 S right?

I know everyone seem to say the zf 8 speed is rather nice and what not...but, at least in my 3er, it still doesn't do it for me. the slushy feeling is still there and many times when I need get up and go, it says no biatch, slaps me in the face and tells me to shimmer down. while the gap has disappeared. alas, no more…

Same here. I was going to upgrade my ‘12 with this model. Not anymore...I’ve driven a ZF transmission. It’s great for commuting, but when you want to get sports, it’s nowhere near my DSG. I had been driving manual for 15 years prior to switching and wanted a change..I can say that now i”m getting older, I do prefer…

The S4 is officially dead to me.