Beautiful color and perfect nail shape! I have saved this on my phone for my next manicure. I always say “short and squoval,” which is what I was told to say by a friend in the industry. Let’s just say it never looks like this.

Because if they actually cared about abortion they’d be supporting birth control and thus planned parenthood. It’s not about abortion. It’s about controlling women.

Almost tow years ago to the day, my on-and-off boyfriend of seven years committed suicide. We weren’t dating at the time, but it still hit me like a train.

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So this asshole is studying for a career in Law Enforcement?

Me too. Also, cell phone cameras and easily-obtainable digital photography.

I’m so ridiculously thankful to have attended college before social media existed.

Double star for chucklefucks

AND the ONE study that said vaccines DO was found to have been falsified and was retracted.

Thank you for reminding us of what’s really going on here: that anti-vaxxers would rather risk their child’s life than take the chance of them ‘becoming’ autistic.

Oh for fuck’s sake. Prosecutors don’t look for truth, they look for convictions.

Fuck this asshole. My daughter is autistic. She has been autistic since she was born. I knew there was something different long before she got the MMR vaccine. My daughter being autistic is just who she is. She sees and processed the world differently. That’s okay. I wouldn’t change her even if I could. To me it…

Commenter upthread says Edwards asked Obama to hold off on a visit until things were less hectic.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

In all seriousness, what the fuck am I supposed to do at work all day now? My job? No thank you. Legitimately upset about the demise of Gawker, which I’ve followed since it started. May Peter Thiel suffer from a debilitating rectal prolapse while his Tesla catches on fire. RIP, Gawker.

Disagree. If she's going after Murdoch, she's a planetary treasure.

And boom goes the dynamite.