And so we get to the real reason for your sexist bullshit. You're an MRA loser who thinks all women lie.

Met my SO on OKC, and we've been going strong for just short of 5 years now. I'd be interested to see if they accounted on how online dating often ends up with more dating overall and so is likely a factor in why it also ends in more breakups.

So a normal, boring wedding between two normal, boring people from the midwest. They get completely TRASHED after the wedding and before the reception. At the reception, during their first dance, the groom calls the bride by his ex's name. She shrieks like a harpy, dramatically flails and cries, and storms out of the…

Well, you could buy a parka from Kohls...

I've never joined an LGBT student group at any of the schools I've gone to because it was very obvious in all of them that the L&Gs wanted the Bs to fuck right off. I never felt like I had a real support group, and it hurts. I always feel like I'm swimming upstream just to have my sexuality accepted by anyone.

I used to be a TA, and I had just finished grading a huge stack of final papers for my class. I piled them neatly on the floor next to my backpack for the next day. When I woke up, my dog had, of every god damned place in the whole house, taken a huge, juicy shit right on top of the stack of papers. The shit was so…

In college, I worked in a bookstore. Throughout the years, I received many, many stupid questions, but there was one I received only once to rule them all.

A middle aged man walks in and asks, "Where are your books?" My brain breaks. How the fuck do I answer this stupid question? He had to walk past dozens of books to…

I guess because he's older, I assumed he wasn't sexual at all. Rowling pointing out he's gay was important for me because it made me think about how sexuality doesn't end because you get old. It helped me correct some bad thinking about age and sex.

Here, I fixed your title for you:

My asshole dogs create fucking tsunamis when I try to give them baths.

Your whole response is willfully misunderstanding the argument to get angry about nonsense. You're #NotAllWhiteMen-ing this article, not the other way around. Erin said, "Yes, look at these douchey white people being douches. Look there are douchey white women and douchey white men doing this." That's pretty much the…

Yes, because #NotAllWhiteMen is sooooo important to this story.

If I was a parent of kids in those schools, those kids would be out so fast, the teacher's shirts would come off in a dress code violation they'd then be shamed for. Fucking racist douchebag teachers.

I work in a college office, and I just had to opportunity to make some suggested changes to our dress code. How can I make a dress code that emphasizes professionalism while not targeting women? What suggestions would you have?

I think it's that turkeys want to kill you back and will take any opportunity to do so.

We're pretty badass.... or hungry.

During my second year in grad school, my mom came to visit over Thanksgiving. She was cooking a turkey for us, my roommate, and a couple of friends in a disposable aluminum pan. When she tried to pull the turkey out of the oven, the pan buckled, and grease fell into the oven. The oven burst into flames inside! My…

UGH, this asshole student writer at Western can suck a huge bag of rotten dicks for treating TAs, and specifically female TAs (SURPRISE, SEXISM MOTHERFUCKER), like fucking deer to be hunted. Fuck. them. so. much. This is cat calling via crappy student news. SUCK A BAG OF DICKS YOU ASSWIPE STUDENT WRITER.

Why are you sorry? Your statement is so, so true. Fuck that racist asshole.

QUIT EMBARRASSING ME, OTHER WHITE PEOPLE. SRSLY.