I work in a college office, and I just had to opportunity to make some suggested changes to our dress code. How can I make a dress code that emphasizes professionalism while not targeting women? What suggestions would you have?

I think it's that turkeys want to kill you back and will take any opportunity to do so.

We're pretty badass.... or hungry.

As DarkPrince010's wife, I'd like to point out that his cajoling didn't fucking work.

During my second year in grad school, my mom came to visit over Thanksgiving. She was cooking a turkey for us, my roommate, and a couple of friends in a disposable aluminum pan. When she tried to pull the turkey out of the oven, the pan buckled, and grease fell into the oven. The oven burst into flames inside! My…

UGH, this asshole student writer at Western can suck a huge bag of rotten dicks for treating TAs, and specifically female TAs (SURPRISE, SEXISM MOTHERFUCKER), like fucking deer to be hunted. Fuck. them. so. much. This is cat calling via crappy student news. SUCK A BAG OF DICKS YOU ASSWIPE STUDENT WRITER.

Why are you sorry? Your statement is so, so true. Fuck that racist asshole.

QUIT EMBARRASSING ME, OTHER WHITE PEOPLE. SRSLY.

I'd be afraid to do anything but poop for fear that tapeworms would still be inside me.

I.... I think I love this song... and teh butts.

So an asshole company is being an asshole to cheating assholes? I give negative 200 fucks.

GOOD. Fuck my future children for ruining my future life with their future barf, shit and crying.

Welp, we'd better get rid of all laws then since criminals won't follow them. Murder, theft and rape are fine now, guys. Americium241 thinks criminals won't follow laws, so fuck 'em. Laws clearly serve no other purpose ever and never deter anyone at all because, like, criminals, man. I think I'll use this argument for…

And apparently you want to have a circle jerk about hating Muslims for some ridiculous bullshit reasons and some idiotic generalizations you heard one time and decided must be true, which makes you a bigot, and not coincidentally, a gaping asshole.

Either you also think other religions are also violent, like Christianity, or you're a fucking bigot. Either way, you're a gaping asshole for dismissing an extremely racist woman's racism as NBD because you don't like Islam.

Shut up, Idiot McCain #2. Getting to pick up my fresh baby on the way home from work instead of having to deal with pregnancy, childbirth, illness, avoiding booze and a billion other things, and all that shniz sounds amazeballs. I don't have to buy pregnancy tests and go to the doctor a bunch and be generally…

INDEED. I AM NOT A FAT ZEBRA.

I've never even thought about doing that... or thought about someone else thinking about doing that.

Who the hell is the target market for this? Is it just Kim Kardashian? Like, she'll buy a bookcase and fill it with her fucking selfies book?

I have magical dog powers. All dogs automatically love me - even evil ones.

A few years ago, I went to a pet store to get a puppy breath fix. It's like crack for me. Well, there was one puppy, a tiny Pomeranian, that was all alone in a cage and he was hugely discounted. Like more than 50% off discounted. I asked to see…