...I think these people are just wearing their thongs too tight. I used to wear a thong regularly, and I've never had this poop problem. Dudes, the thong shouldn't be jammed right next to your asshole. If it is, it's way too tight, and that's sooooo SOOOOO not sexy.

If the race was based on looks alone, the dog would definitely win.

While more reasonable, it's not nearly as cool and insane as Seamonster, which is why you Heart Hunters will never be in People.

I was about to comment on how Aryan they appeared, but you have beat me to it.

It's different because both of the biological parents in this instance did not want the child, and if they could have had a child normally, they would have aborted. That's very different than one biological parent wanting to keep a child and the other wanting an abortion. In your example, there is a conflict between…

I see your point, and agree in some ways, but this situation is also very different because it's very much a business transaction where the surrogate is renting room in her womb for someone else's baby. This is really a blurry area between business and bodies which is why a lot of countries outlaw it. It's more likely…

The couple wanted the surrogate to abort their babies and she didn't. It's her body, so certainly that's her choice, but then the unwanted baby she chose to carry is also her problem. Not seeing why the couple is awful; the situation just sucks.

INTERESTING SINCE YOUR SPOKESPEOPLE SAID RACE MIXING WAS AGAINST YOUR POLICY JUST DAYS AGO YOU FUCKING RACIST LIARS.

How is he such a huge fuckface in some ways and brilliant in others?It seems he's been leaning more and more toward fuckface as of late, though. Barf on all his barfwords.

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This would rank in my 'top 100 times I've wanted to shit in someone's mouth'.

They just had a crotch gap for wangs, which wasn't uncomfortable for my wangless crotch, so they could make a chest gap for boobs in the same way.

Chiropractor and massage tables with bewb space. At my chiropractor, the table has a slot for dicks so men's wee-wees aren't mildly uncomfortable, but nothin' for my huge tits so my back doesn't break in half while trying to lay on my stomach. σ_σ

Dudes and dudettes, sometimes #5 is not true. I once has the most mind blowing oral sex of my life, and I wrote about it in detail afterwards to document its magnificent orgasmic perfection for all time. My clit sang that night, and I didn't know clits could sing like that.