Please no. I do not understand the appeal to this guy’s work. Other than I have to assume he is enjoyable to work with.

I though you were supposed to drink the bleach...supposedly good for covid too!

But why where my clothes wet? Because it was hot, because...climate change!

It’s not a film executive making the claim, it’s Germain.

Have standards lowered to the point that Real Steel, Free Guy, and a bunch of mediocre comedies constitutes “blockbuster chops and a proven track record”?

This is Florida, not California. They might have $2m in their couch cushions.

There goes big government again! This time they’re trying to save my house!

This is a list for people who have never used a computer and don’t know how to use Google.

Any modern desktop OS (Windows, Mac, Linux) will unzip zip files and provide a decent calculator app. As you mentioned, Google will convert units, but also do the calculations right from the address bar of whatever browser you’re using, so you don’t have to even remember the name of the calculator/unit conversion site.…

I think if you went back 50 years with a bunch of tiktok videos and told people “watch these for hours, this is what entertainment is like in 50 years” they would have thought you were crazy. Just my opinion though. 

What is a ‘full’ 2x4?

But to be fair, does the stupid thing fit between the lines in a normal parking space?

X Æ A-Xii

Does the extra s in Jellybeanbrainss mean Jellybeanbrains (and probably Jellybeanbrainz) was already taken?

Saw the first one of these in the wild a few weeks ago parked over the line like an asshole at Costco.
Rarely have I been so tempted to vandalize a total stranger’s car.

We live in a world where someone who goes by “Jellybeanbrainss” can be be popular enough to make enough money to destroy $100k+ cars and come out profitable. And we have systems in place that make this possible and encourage it.

“Jelly Bean Brains” is an Instagram / OF model, and one of her gimmicks is to do insane things to various expensive vehicles that are...well I don’t think they’re hers per se but she and whoever she works with use them to create clickbait content.

That first photo has a very “Oregon Trail” vibe to me. “You failed to forge the river. You lost half of your Red Bulls.”

TBH, I thought $2k was fairly reasonable for a Tesla repair... still a very expensive fix for such a minor incident. I wonder how long he’ll have to wait to get the part. I doubt they’re going to take any parts away from product/sale of new trucks for warranty work.

The real Vulcan was the friends that we made along the way.