I feel like the circle for the D&D group would be shaped more like this:

I have a feeling the Venn diagram of D&D groups and running looks like this:

Lets be honest though, I’m not in great shape and can probably run circles around most D&D groups

Just depends on how in shape you are. I know a few seniors in my running group who would run circles around the people in my D&D group.

The fact that they never considered this when making this rule or even thought of updating it tells you how they view the world. 

Thank you for this.
There was a Salvation Army person in front of the grocery store yesterday who said happy holidays and I immediately blurted out “it’s too early for this!”
So, I’m a bitch.

I will hear nobody speak ill of the "Transmorphers" franchise, of which I've only seen the box art!

“a Reykjavik marketing consultant named Hjörtur Smárason”

There’s a barbecue joint in town wedged in the armpit of a strip mall between a rent-to-own furniture store and a post office. The line often is out the door at lunch. When you get inside, there are high walls with higher glass. The grumpy-faced guy fiercely chopping pork with two worn-handled cleavers like a John…

Do we have to go over this one more time? Really? I can only assume every time some people go to the grocery store and see shelves of beef jerky they completely lose their shit.

Not to mention the indignation of that New York City salsa incident.

I’ve been binge watching The Great British Baking Show. The world’s oldest recipe sound’s like the instructions they give during the technical challenge.

Never dip your pen in the company inkwell.

Snitches get stitches.

One nice thing about Denny’s is that the people who judge me for eating there aren’t elves.

Illicit affair with an underling?

The recipe itself did require some interpretation. The original cuneiform tablet read, simply: “Meat is used. You prepare water. You add fine-grained salt, dried barley cakes, onion, Persian shallot, and milk. You crush and add leek and garlic.” (To be fair, this was how most recipes were written up until the 20th…

Quick Google search says he’s divorced as of January of last year.

Sources with knowledge of the situation have revealed the name of the employee Easterbrook had his relationship with:

The board was disappointed that he chose this method to screw over the employees.