If or when I have a baby girl, I will name her Reba.
If or when I have a baby girl, I will name her Reba.
I got hips but I'm not a hipster.
I'm not babied yet, but a bunch of the names I have liked for my hypothetical children since I was a kid myself are on there.
I decided months ago that if I ever have a girl baby I'm naming her Amanda Bynes Jessica Parker. If I have a boy, I'm naming him Boyoncé. And if I have a hipster I'm naming him Blogger.
WHAT EVER, YA'LL. Bear is the ultimate cutest name ever because bears are THE CUTEST animals ever!!
Okay. I can't be the only one here who thinks labeling all these names as "hipster" is a little suspect. Granted, there are a handful of names on that list that are a little affected. But the rest are basically what you'd name your kid if you didn't want him to be one of five other kids with that same name. I feel…
Yes, but it's kind of a scandalous bible name.
And then have a baby named Grommet and a third one named Seam Ripper.
The moral of the story is that when white people name their kids something ridiculous it's hipster and twee. (I'm lookin' at you, Kale). But when black people name their kids something ridiculous its HAHAHAHA SO GHETTO.
Please tell me his middle name is Time.
Bear is a really cute name.
She isn't just "existing as a woman online". She isn't doing something innocent.
Hey, this shouldn't be necessary to point out: being racist as a public figure is way, way worse than calling people intentionally oblique names as a public figure. Even if you argue that I hold as much sway as Ireland Baldwin — thanks for the compliment — I basically yelled at her. Yes, I used mean words — mean words…
Males find genuine aggression costly too. It can - you know - kill them. If I recall correctly, the vast majority of male aggression, across a wide variety of species, is bluster. That is, you don't actually need to beat up another guy to dominate him; you only have to puff yourself up bigger than the other guy and…
BUT WHICH CAVEWOMAN HAD DIARRHEA AT BARNES AND NOBLE THAT ONE TIME?
Book Scarlett is much stronger, but I still think she was a tough broad. The helpless lady was partly an act, partly behaving as expected for the era. When she had to suck it up and do it herself, however, she did.
I would totally buy this dress instead:
Understandable, she was all kinds of awesome mixed with all kinds of terrible. I always try to remember that in that time period, her options were terribly limited. She had the option of the virgin or the whore, and somehow played middle ground. That in and of itself was impressive, but does not excuse all choices. It…
Don't forget she is lashed into a 19 inch corset as well. Any raise in adrenine would produce a faint. Quite frankly, I'm impressed she got a scream out.
Pff whatever, call me when I can buy the Wanton Harlot dress.