Reading this article feels weird, because I’d just watched Matt McMuscles’ video on “Anthem”, and that came out just a month or so after his video on the failure of “Fallout ‘76". I’m looking at mainstream developers now and I’m like “You guys gotta get your shit together.” 

These articles, while absolutely incredible, all become depressingly similar after a while. And again, I don’t mean that as a knock on you, because I love your work and look forward to your deep inside looks.

I mean F EA, but this seems to be a bioware boondoggle all the way down. 

I’ve been waiting for the Schreier breakdown of how this fell apart far more than the game itself.

The 80's reboot is criminally underrated and forgotten. Crazy as a Soup Sandwich? A timeless classic. Shatterday? Brilliant. A Messgage from Charity? Incredible.

According to Jesse, it’s in Vince’s deposition from a lawsuit Jesse had filed about a copyright claim/royalties. He evidently said in court that Hogan reported back on what Jesse was trying to do. 

Sight-unseen my only surface level disappointment is that it’s not in black & white.

Jesse Ventura famously attempted to begin unionizing wrestlers before WrestleMania 2, but Hulk Hogan tattled on him to McMahon and the whole thing was scuttled.

anywhere from six to nine hours.

Yeah but that’s not as bad as all the grammatically incorrect things your mom yells when I’m plowing her in the ass. 

There’s no comma before “or,” asshole

3 Mexican countries......Unbelievable.

Mexico, New Mexico, and Chipotle Mexican Grill

No one can say they don’t know their audience.

DC Universe streaming service gets DC’s “entire digital comics library,” reveals Stargirl costume

I avoid using the word hate lightly. But I hate this man. Destroying people’s lives, over things he clearly does not even believe in himself, just for money. Fuck that fucker and I hope he ends up bankrupt and living out of a box. 

You don’t go to Subway; you end up at Subway.

By sheer dint of their number of toppings, Subway remains one of the only places in those long stretches of the Midwest between the cities where my family lives that can provide me something approximately resembling nutrition. Which I need to counteract the dill pickle chips and vanilla Zingers I also tend to get on…

As a wrestling fan, I look forward to being thoroughly depressed by these stories all over again. 

And an infamous booker of some of TNA’s worst matches.