tsunamo
Joshua Norton
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Living in the post-atomic age—a time when every cellphone is kicking out god-knows how much radiation, streaming directly into our heads, every single minute of the day—it’s easy to lose sight of just how powerful that particular primeval force can be.

I know snark is your stock in trade, but perpetuating the myth that cellphone “radiation” is remotely similar to actually-dangerous ionizing radiation like X-rays and gamma rays is stupid. Please stop it.

split realities yo

oh that would be so good.

Nebula using that jacket on Earth to blend in like:

It had not even occurred to me that would have to happen for Tony and Nebula to get back to earth, and it makes me quite happy to know we are going to get that, too.

I am unreasonably excited to see Tony and Nebula working together. 

I keep thinking that the end of Infinity War was a misdirect and that what really happened was that all the survivors were really the ones who Got snapped. 

Eh, I don’t see Iggy Pop, Tom Waits, or the RZA.

To me, it’s like Guardians, I barely know much about them other than Space Avengers and was plasently surprised with the writing and heart from James Gunn.

Legitimately asking...from that description are people excited for this movie? I have no doubt it’ll be fine, but off the top of my head I can think of about...9 different other characters/ teams I’d be more excited to see. 

She and her husband are heavily invested in private/charter schools in MI. They spent years destroying our education system.

Despite spending more on healthcare than any other country, the U.S. currently ranks near the bottom of major developed nations in terms of life expectancy—and it’s only getting worse.

The Joker’s swell, but how can they do a Knightfall TV series whithout Bane & Azrael?

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I guess the DCEU is starting to take this advice:

No, that was just after 1 year of intensive guitar training.

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How old were they supposed to be at the end of Bogus Journey? Were they not supposed to be old then?

The whole premise of the movie is that Bill and Ted are middle-aged now and the future they were promised never came to pass, so de-aging them would kind of run counter to the point.

It’s funny, because Keanu has stayed busy he just looks like normal-age John Wick. Alex Winter looks like Old Bill.

I find the idea of middle-aged characters dealing with unfulfilled potential to be an unexpectedly poignant approach. They might have something here.