Meanwhile, Florida just declared porn a public health risk...because it’s only okay for teenagers to shoot loads so long as they come out the barrel of a gun.

“These teens, not familiar with things like access and correspondents dinners. They’re not burning their bridges, they’re burning the bridge construction materials! They’ll never have a future in journalism!”

I mean, in a vacuum, notes like this are probably fine.

lol @ anti-choice idiots worshiping a man who talked openly about pressuring his ex to abort his daughter.

Other side of crib sheet...

What do you mean by “a day like this”?

Odd thing, having your IQ embroidered on your cuffs.

Ta-da~! For anyone who’s actually waiting. lol

The dramatic reading is a humorous yet chilling reminder that politics has reached new levels of absurdity.

Don’t worry it’s a game! It’s a game just like usual.

Turn your Kotaku off right now.

I La-Li-lu-le-lol’d

And Snake’s responses as follows.
At 0:09:
“Information Warfare?”

At 0:28
“The Translator Project?!”

Paul Eiding is just plain great.

But does Mueller’s indictment have...

Thoughts and prayers

(Sorry, I recognize this is a serious topic. It’s just hard to resist when you hand us a perfect set-up for an “AV Club” meme like that.)

Wow, I guess Season 2 of Making a Murderer is taking a different angle on the title.

Sooo.....Milgram?

Wanted Black men to be free. There’s a difference.