It’s certainly more believable than Jon Voight playing Angelina Jolie’s dad.

Who needs big boobs when you have a fantastic, shapely bum anyway. – mr_purvs, UK, United Kingdom, 10 hours ago

Joel McHale is a cheerfully sleazy car salesmen who gets mixed up running guns in New Mexico to finance his wife’s drug habit, whose support is the only reason she stays with him.

Maybe he forgets that one of his first acts in office was to dismantle the federal task force to investigate White Supremacist terrorists. Maybe there would have been a more thorough investigation if Trump and Kelly were actually monitoring and investigating White Supremacist groups!

jesus fucking christ. trump has blamed everyone except for the fucking shooter.

It wasn’t Lord Palmerston that died during sex. It was Pitt the Elder.

He really isn’t capable of thinking about other people. He isn’t even capable of pretending to think about other people. It’s just a howling tornado inside his head with himself as literally the center of every single thought.

“Here’s a show about giant animals that are also cars! Let’s make it a post apocalyptic battlefield where one of the main characters is to blame for the whole thing!”

I can confirm that these accounts are TOTALLY true: I went to see Black Panther on Thursday night and as soon as I entered the theater, someone had the GALL to look me in the FACE and tell me “YOU DON’T BELONG HERE.” Then they POINTED to the EXIT and said, “BLACK PANTHER IS ACTUALLY IN THE OTHER THEATER, THIS ONE IS…

The flashing audience “Laugh”, “Clap” and “Laugh Loudly” prompter doesn’t hurt either.

Surprisingly similar to the process for writing a popular AV Club comment. You just have to replace all the options in the right-hand column with a single

Last night, during her show Laura Ingraham Would Like To Speak To A Manager,

“I’m so sick of these athletes daring to express their opinions! For more analysis, let’s go to Fox News commentator Curt Schilling!”

Fuck this posturing, irritating, fake-ass bitch. I love that she spent all Wednesday with a fucking ash cross on her forehead to pander to her viewers. Maybe think about what Jesus would say about the wealth inequality in this country, you hateful cunt.

Just any of the humanoid alien species. I’ve been spoiled by Rebels, Clone Wars, SWTOR, etc and I’m really surprised that we haven’t seen a single Twi’lek or Torgruta in the new movies.

Dude, if you want to be the kind of person you SOUND like in your comment? Have at it- it’s your life but it is not the path to happiness.

1. Wishing someone dead is bad form... not cool.

I prefer Goldilocks other rule. Eat some food. Find an empty bed. Take a nap.