I got a spicy hot take on this absurd premise! Get this: an African-American gentleman who runs for office on a whim...but wins anyway! Can you imagine something so absurd?

I can’t be the only one to hope that it was Xavin...right?

See I like the super floaty/unrealistic ones the best. Mostly because I’m not very sporty at all, and I just like the flow/kinesis of doing tricks, rather than the satisfaction of applied skill.

Every day we stray farther from God’s light.

Promatized!

Don’t forget Mutant X

“One of our fine citizens will let me merge” and its myriad variations is an irremovable part of my driving vocabulary.

Ugh, not another cow level.

If the bomb kills someone, you’re on the hook because it was your implement. You might not be prosecuted for the sending of the bomb, but for the murder. Alternatively, foreign dignitaries aren’t Purge-killable. Some people (like government personal of a certain ranking) are exempt from the Purge, as shown in the…

Is nothing sacred to these guys?!

Beto O’Rourke has been only 5-4 points behind Ted Cruz for months.

Likely all the markets are shut down during the Purge. The second movie showed the city’s banking district has having shut/locked up and moved its assets out, likely for similar reasons.

Retaliation for behaviour is possible during the next year’s Purge, and the depersonalization of mask-wearing could be construed as a commentary on how anonymity of social media has made people into fucking amoral assholes.

GLOW is going over, Brother. Thought that a 650 pound giant could take it down? Nuh uh. Big kick, big leg, big pin.

Obama also blew the fuck outta wedding parties with drones. Not everything he did was great, including giving lip service to shitty, shitty coal.

China is shit. Doesn’t change that they’re moving away from coal, while Trump is stumbling headlong into an embrace of the same soupy air that killed thousands in Beijing every year.

China actually did something about its coal pollution, and Beijing got slightly breathable air for the first time in a few years.

Fighting RAY with REX was my whole everything. My friend and I were losing our shit it was so good.

I feel so dirty.