There’s nothing, Nothing worse than bad comedy. Adam Sandler’s filmography after maybe Happy Gilmore (which I like for nostalgia reasons I realize, not because it’s a particularly good film) has been one long, angry buzzing noise just at the range of audibility that you can never find the source of.

Chairman of the Board flopped at $181,233. Jack and Jill made double its over-inflated budget at $149,673,788. Adam Sandler may be a hack fraud, but he can still get people in the seats to watch his terrible, terrible films. Can’t say that about Carrot Top.

Anthony Bourdain was important to me as a person, because he was a guy who kinda started out his adult life as a fuckup and turned it around to become a self possessed charisma god who lived to try new things and meet interesting people. If I ever had a role model, it’d be him.

I was watching Cuomo Prime Time (For laughs) tonight, and Eric Prince was on there favourably comparing his plan to the East India Company.

In the Chronicles book of retcons, they say that the reoccurring storyline of a Well Meaning Hero Becomes Corrupted By Power is a theme, not just lazy writing. That’s the most egregious retcon of all!

Trump supporters online or when protected by dozens of cops

Solve the question and you become an honourary Canadian.

Ironside basically played Boddicker in Total Recall tho

Kurtwood Smith is a poor man’s Michael Ironside.

Honestly, you could post that sentiment on just about any article and I’d give it a star.

Man, I remember watching Bowling for Columbine and thinking that shit was like A+ incisive commentary about how fucked up America is.

Space based WMDs are banned. There’s nothing saying the Chinese, or the Americans really, can’t install satellite killers, or electronic warfare stations, or lift up 200 ton tungsten rods and accidentally let them go over a military installation or a city.

The old one, now that he can afford it. The new one is bogus, but Slow Chemical is Awesome.

I don’t support his ‘Calling Down Fire To Burn His Political Opponents’ policy. 

Important Breadcrumb, or sign of Mental Illness?

They changed the definition of racism and expected everyone’s dictionaries to adjust. It used to mean prejudice based on race, now it’s some convoluted Ivory Tower nonsense to keep one side from looking bad when they tweet some racist shit. Can’t be racist if you change what the word racism means. It’s Top Tier…

The dankness of these memes notwithstanding, I feel like this is the kinda anodyne groundwork stuff to get them exposure. Then when they have enough followers, they pull the trigger and forward those protests and counter-protests, like that one in Texas where they got Racists and Anti-Racists to show up on the same…

They prefer to call them Meat Cutes.

The Meat World is the name of a popular gay bar in Atlanta with a large cinephile clientele. 

Finding out Hitler is socialist would be news to all the labour unions he crushed, socialists he killed or sent into camps, and the many companies that benefited and supported his ascendancy.