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Joshua Norton
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He may have some gaffes under his belt, but the American people (with assist from Russia, natch) elected a gaffe for President in 2016.

What are they gonna do? Say he gives creepy massages to women? Say he sometimes fumbles his words? Talk about how OLD he is?

I accept that yes, human drama shares elements. I wasn’t arguing any different. But The Orville is transparently Star Trek fanfiction doing Star Trek stories told in a Star Trek like universe. I feel I have license to say there’s little need to have the same science fiction stories told again, but with different

WaPo broke the story on Roy Moore. They mighta gotten the stories mixed up.

Here’s the pipe, you take it.

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Sam, I’m blown into several thousand bits but I have to finish these patent papers!

I really dislike the Disney Vault way of doing business. Better grind out irritating 3v3 maps for those boxes that contain an icon from this event, or else that super-dope Zenny skin is gone for another year! Or just have 3000 gold on hand. That should be easy!

I know it’s supposed to be a Skinner Box to get me to pay

IIRC, they’ve quietly reintroduced paid mods. So they’re finding other ways to grind pennies from the consumer.

Zug zug.

I was too busy wondering how a space rock monster knew what a Vampire was.

I am a lot of fun at parties.

Competitive has totally one-sided matches too, but with added tension, misery, and epithets.

Oh and occasionally you can buy a gold gun.

Whenever I hear Drumpf, I remember how impotent the comedy news shows ended up being in the end.

IT’S CALLED POTATO SALAD, KAREN. AND IT’S DELIGHTFUL.

His deep dives into lesser known sketchy issues are the appeal for me. When he goes after Trump with fruit so low hanging they scrape the ground, it just feels pointless.

John Oliver SLAMS Donald Trump, Earth is ROCKED off axial tilt.

Nobody sounds like him, and it shows how little production work they did with his voice when he can fucking belt it out live like that. Once in a generation talent.

Jealous. Or, well, I was allowed to weep like a little girl in private. So maybe it’s best I stayed at home.

Hip on SNL is a prime choice too. I was just blown away by how a guy as sick as he was not only went out of his way to give a performance to his fans, but could still go. Even if he needed teleprompters to remember the words he wrote.