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The Tragically Hip’s last concert. Unknown outside of Canada, you can’t listen to a rock station up north of 49 without hearing them. Not just cause of CanCon rules, they’re just...really good. Or at least they’re a shared cultural touchstone.

What about the Federation history professor who thought it was a good idea to teach a race of not!humans about the Nazi Party. That was pretty fucking dumb.

“Boston Uprising dropped the payload, made an error. Our friends are on the second checkpoint and are trying to make it all the way home.”

“Stay tuned, boppers.”

I can make short stories just fine, well, I can make them at all. But long-form fiction seems to be elusive for me.

HAPPYBIRTHDAYPAULIE.

You’re still getting words on paper, making progress towards a project. That’s the spirit of the month, I think! Getting people plonked in a chair, removing the delete key, and poke them til they start filling in that first blank page.

Every year I try, every year I get sick of my idea half way through. My high score is 28k.

I’m happy to plug into Liberal Laughter Man #43 and get my outrage and talking points updated for the week.

Great now I’m angry.

Planet Terror > Death Proof

I will not hear different.

Robert Rodriguez is a treasure. A juvenile, violent, wonderful treasure.

Not if Bruce Willis had anything to say about it.

1997: Oh boy I can’t wait for cyborgs and VR and all the cool sci-fi things the future will have.
2017: Check out this racist corn pop.

There’s the critical/audience disconnect between Orville and STD, and the fact that people are just glad to have Star Trek back that they’re willing to give Orville a long leash when it comes to finding its legs. I don’t exactly know where MacFarlane wants to go with it, or whether the fanfic will get tiring, but hey

It’s a good vodka.

It’s terrible that the tip of the spear for corporate accountability is a bunch of hack frauds in Milwaukee.

Fire Emblem shallow dating simulator elements are constantly interfered with by really good turn based strategy segments. WHAT IF I JUST WANNA MARRY THESE TWO BECAUSE I THINK THEY’D BE CUTE TOGETHER, GAME? WHAT THEN?

They need a generic, soulless police procedural or two. That’ll bring in enough money to sponsor their other more interesting originals.