Oh my~

Disney’s producting products, not films. Important to keep in mind. Too much new stuff would turn people off. They know just the right amount of AT-ATs, X-Wings, and Lightsabers to keep people like me in the theatres shoving popcorn into our face.

Quantum Leap’s purpose was specifically to get the target audience (white dudes) to empathize with people of other races and, god forbid, other genders too. He was never some Frat douche wandering into situations with arrogant detachment at how people should do things. Honestly you’d be hard pressed nowadays to find…

Frankly I can’t wait for an episode where new!Sam Beckett has to learn how to skateboard to convince a younger brother NOT to try dope. Gnarly.

I’m Peter Graves, signing up for classes at the University...of Minnesota.

When my geography teacher was hung over, she put on The Core and asked us to write down all the things wrong with it for extra credit.

For the Technology of Peace!

I wish satire hadn’t died on November 8th. Making fun of political opponents isn’t as fun when they will say the exact thing that their over-exaggerated caricature would have said four years ago.

Jesus has Poe’s Law gotten that bad?

Guns don’t kill people. Ethnic minorities genetically predisposed to be criminals (who coincidentally I don’t like) kill people. If they didn’t have guns, they’d just be killing people with trucks.

Acorn Stairlifts help. There’s a reason they advertise on CNN.

Wait, colonialism is the reason they are there in the first place. The original inhabitants of the island are long dead.

Fine if a Bit Mawkish could be the name of Aaron Sorkin’s biography

I’ll await the apology for this joke six years later.

I don’t think he’s intentionally dickish, but it’s cool he apologized.

Caesar’s Legion just a few days from crossing into Rome = thirty guys in a camp.

I know, I know. CW budget. But could we get a nice pullout CG shot of like, more than three tents? Or some earthworks or something?

And I doubt anyone’s conservative uncle is going to take time to click a link with John Oliver on it. He inspires the same antipathy that Hannity does on the other side of the spectrum.

Headlines are very important.