It's like reviewing a movie from the first 20 minutes.
Joshua Norton
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THAT JERK HOPELESS. His name is dead to me after the abysmal, miserable Avengers Arena and its equally dour counterpart, Avengers Undercover. Needless character death? Check. Gimmick premise? Check. Characters holding the idiot ball to make the plot work? Oh, you better believe that's a check.
In wrestling, it's called Hotshotting. You throw everything you can at the wall, stuff that supposed to be used sparingly, to get a series of cheap attendance increases. Cage match, deathmatch, pole matches, ladder matches, championship changes again and again. Eventually, you run out of stuff to do. You burn out the…
I buy the collected volumes. I am what's killing the industry btw.
It's fucking frustrating. I just want to read a comic without dealing with an obnoxious tie in, or having the series be killed off, or have it reshuffled, or have the current storyline be axed in favour of something new because…because.
Maybe the constant resetting, shuffling of creative, and general lack of solid execution is the problem. Marvel's got like 50 comics and there might be 10 worth reading, and half of those get cancelled in place of fresh series in less than a year. And people have bitched about constant events for years, but the…
My hair’s been falling out like I just took a dip in the Chernobyl reactor. Damn handsome dudes who can keep their follicles...it’s just not fair!
It’s like those options on surveys that ask if you work for a survey company. Select it, bam, survey automatically tossed in the trash. You feel like you did something, and the company doesn’t have to read it. Everyone wins!
If you live in a probable nuclear target like I do, I’m gonna presume that there’s not much point in ducking and covering.
What are you talking about? 3D and Faux-IMAX have made for a much more enjoyable movie-going experience. And let's not forget the nauseating revelation that was 48 frames per second, the latest sensation that's sweeping the nation!
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The lure of shorts is a seductive mistress, it's true.
Kevin Smith's Giant Jorts
Bob and Doug are Canadian stereotypes done right, though they are a bit dated now.
It's the cringe that keeps on giving, really.
It's closer. Amernicans only hear Aboot because they're too busy saying AbOWt. And that's East Coast and maybe some parts of the Prairies anyways. I've lived in Ontario and only really heard aboat when I go into the darker parts of the Ottawa Valley, where they speak like the folks in Letterkenny.
See: the vacuous abyss that is Apollo Crews' character. Guy's talented as shit, but he's been given a big fat nothin'. Poor fucker.
Jack Gallagher is a treat. Quality performer, hilarious antics. I look forward to his appearance on my TV. The Cruiserweight division needs more personalities. Not necessarily comedy ones, but wrestling is primarily (IMO) a story-telling medium. I need a reason to cheer for the Faces rather than just because they're…
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