That wasn't Putin's lips.

1v1 me slaps only

Aside from violent crime and a perverse bacchanalia of gluttony? Umm…iunno. Driving around the city I live and getting to know it better. Don't gotta worry about gas, and there'd probably always be something new to see.

Sick. Odd note, but I was born in Calgary! But haven't been back there since I was a kid, military family and all. Could be fun to go back and see if I remember anything.

Shit that sounds pretty good. Throw some bacon or chorizo on that? Not bad at all.

What's in it? Cause Hashbrowns/Homefries, Cheese, and Gravy might actually be pretty goddamn awesome now that I think about it.

Next you'll tell me you can't eat poutine for breakfast.

Pathetic Michael Bluth was just soul-sucking. I didn't want any part of it.

All my weirdo friends thought it was going to be Roman, up to and including calling it the Roman Rumble. Also audibly groaning as he got up from his nap backstage and charged the ring.

LORD PALMESTON

Didn’t Code Pink do this all the time during the Bush administration? Didn’t they do it still during eight years of Obama? Why should people care now?

This is the worst Time Machine

If film survived The Legend of Curly's Gold, it can survive this.

Jesus, he's taking the reviews for Passengers pretty hard.

Since it's filmed in Canada, produced by a Canadian company, and initially airs on a Canadian TV station, I feel that's a safe bet.

"We didn't scare so easy back in the 1960s, when we were all so fucking scared of Communists. And blacks."

Right next to Eastworld, the Clint Eastwood based theme park. People were worried, initially, that it would infringe on Westworld territory. But most of the park is made of scenes from Every Which Way But Loose.

RULES OF NATURE

Canada's reactions are pretty damn tame. Yeah they boo Roman, but so does every other vaguely smarky venue. There is the problem with cheering Jericho and Owens, both heels, but smarks cheer for them too!

Speaking of Canadians, there was some talk about the 'botch' Lana did when she called Torontonians Americans last week. There's no better way to get good heat in Bizzaroland than to call us Yanks, I think it had to be on purpose.